I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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