You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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