She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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