okay pat passed out under dana's car
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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