no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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