'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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