So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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