if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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