ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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