physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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