I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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