sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Buhtt sex?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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