Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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