I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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