gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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