OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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