eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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