I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she told me i tasted like america
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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