Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
im having a threesome with these popsicles
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
