hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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