i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We got so high we made milksteak
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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