I cockslap morals
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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