I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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