I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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