you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Found your dick twin last night
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
is it fun? or sober?
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