Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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