So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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