Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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