I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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