I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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