it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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