she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
