bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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