I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
He is an equal opportunity slut.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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