when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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