In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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