Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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