bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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