it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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