i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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