its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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