How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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