So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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