I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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