i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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