Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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