Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Randomize
