dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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