who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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