I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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