is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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