ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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