and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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