she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Still dying that you shit outside
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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