I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Text me some of your sweat
Randomize
