So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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