Hey man sorry I got all grabby
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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